Frasi di Walter Matthau

1/13

Il mio dottore mi diede sei mesi di vita; ma quando non potei pagare il conto, me ne diede altri sei.

2/13

I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body.

3/13

The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty.

4/13

I don't mind my wife having the last word. In fact, I'm delighted when she reaches it.

5/13

I never worked with Marilyn Monroe, but if she'd lived, I think she would have been all right. She would have been President of the United States.

6/13

I always had one ear offstage, listening for the call from the bookie.

7/13

Get out of show business. It's the best advice I ever got, because I'm so stubborn that if someone would tell me that, I would stay in it to the bitter end.

8/13

Every actor looks all his life for a part that will combine his talents with his personality. The odd couple was mine. That was the plutonium I needed. It all started happening after that.

9/13

Tenevo sempre un orecchio fuori dal palco, in attesa della chiamata dell'allibratore.

10/13

Non ho mai lavorato con Marilyn Monroe, ma se fosse vissuta, penso che sarebbe stata bene. Sarebbe diventata Presidente degli Stati Uniti.

11/13

Perché non fai un favore al mondo? Tira su il labbro inferiore sopra la testa e deglutisci.

12/13

Non esiste il "troppo tardi!" Ecco perché hanno inventato la morte!

13/13

Il mio medico mi aveva dato sei mesi di vita, ma quando non sono riuscito a pagare la parcella me ne ha dati altri sei.